jimmyjampots:

3liza:

3liza:

my dad always says “it’s not trespassing if you’re not planning to do anything bad” which as a legal argument wouldn’t get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

officer i am literally just in a location

heartcarvings:

if ur disabled or chronically ill u know that the tv trope of “doctors will stop at nothing to learn more about a patient’s extremely rare symptoms and find answers” is a crock of shit. all doctors know is gaslight disabled people, ignore ur pain, tell u to exercise, and do the same test 10 times

My cat is dying

autop3y:

🦇•.*+<3

powerburial:

oh dude youre nauseous? weed can help with that, take this huge bong rip and hold it in for 12 seconds and swallow smoke and start crying and spitting and throwing up

tododeku-or-bust:

planet-motherfucker:

Can’t say I don’t respect the energy

devnaut:

deejay:

beardedmrbean:

this was like 8 individual slaps in the face

molabuddy:

molabuddy:

i love you gar…. my best friend gar

you will fall in love with the gar

wacadoodles:

Splashtail